Dear Chicago Protesters,
If you wish for people to rally behind your cause, we really need to know what your cause is. Parading around with plackards that say nothing does not help this cause. When I have to sit and watch you dance around in a circle for more than 10 seconds, chanting the same things as every other protest group, I’m not going to feel sympathetic. Your cause is even further hindered when you completely block the sidewalk which prevents me from ingesting delicious food.
Do us all a favor and
- Don’t take up the whole sidewalk
- Make it easy for us to figure out what you’re complaining about
Your rebelpeon.com friends