I park on campus for work and while leaving for lunch today, I had one of those weird moments. So, I’m in my car pulling out of my spot, and this girl on the sidewalk looks at me, gets excited and starts waving at me. Now, I have absolutely no clue who this girl is. What is the right way to handle such a situation? Is it to:
A: Wave back
B: Look at her like she’s a moron
C: Ignore her
D: Roll down the window and ask, “Who the hell are you?”
E: Ask her out for “pizza”
F: Attempt to run her over
I think I ended up doing something between B and C with a possible dash of F.